AND THIS MUTHA ****** DROVE OFF.....

Sorry I haven't posted much in this new fab year...but ya girl got into an accident last week, and I have been dealing with all that.....promise to get to you in the next week or so:) Pray for me....cuz lord knows I need it.

GUESS WHAT I GOT!!!

No....seriously. Can you guess what I got....its 4/7 things.
Xmas in a nutshell:
This little girl...at it again.
Met a someone who is on my level. He is so sexy....
Cussed AJ the F out.
Cooked Dinner for me and the roomie..including sweet potato pies.
and LOVED spending time with the family....they crack me up!!!

I love Xmas:)

I'M A GREEDY JUNKIE......

My mom asked me for a list this year. I thought that was sweet, she wants to get me what I want. Thought I'd share.....


This Baby phat Dress: I'm going to Vegas in Jan. and I think this is sexy without looking like I was a streetwalker ya know??

A Laptop: me and the roomie share one computer....I would like to have my own.

This perfume: I didn't like

the initial SJP perfume, it

was stank. Not a good stank either...but this one compliments my natural smell, and I love it!!

A blue tooth: I do bad things when I drive. I put mascara on, I speed, and I talk on the phone...I can eliminate using my hands with this device.

A Vacuum Cleaner: simply bc my old one won't pick up anything, and it's pissing me off.

These Steve Madden Boots: no explanation needed...look at em!!

Gift cards to anywhere are welcome. Especially from Starbucks

Because she can't get me one of these:)

So that's my list for Xmas and I don't expect to get all of it:) But she asked, so I told. My mom is still the type to get us like 5 Xmas presents each, which I think is because she doesn't have little kids anymore. She is crazy, but I love her. What do you want for Xmas??

RANDOMNESS......

I had a RANDOM dream last night....my brother went to Japan to play basketball. Weird for a number of reasons.....1) my brother hasn't played bball since he was in high school. and 2) I never have dreams about my brother. WEIRD.

I CANNOT believe that Xmas is next week. Floored by it actually. But I can say this...I AM DONE SHOPPING:) Finished on Saturday....loving the fact that I don't have to deal with the crazy people who wait last minute. I would have to get real gangsta if I had to deal with it, and you don't want to see gangsta Kay....I'm crucial.

What are you doing for New Years? My friends cannot get it together! We go through this EVERY year. They wait until the last minute and try to throw something together. It kills me....we are limited for things to do in Dallas that don't cost an arm and a leg as is. You want to wait until 2 days before flipping New Years?!? Are you kidding me?? All I'm saying is 300 a table with one bottle....um no.

I got my hair re-braided....thank the Lord. My hair is nothing to play with y'all, that Indian in my family that everyone has, yeah, about that. It doesn't even try to show through my hair. If you could've seen my hair, you would've sent out an SOS signal to someone for me to be put away....it was really bad. But I got it together...and the braids, straight micro, are making my life so much easier.

Joss Stone's voice in this commercial drives me INSANE!! I love it!! Makes me smile, and want to join a burlesque dance group!! Hope you like it!! Love you all, Merry Early Xmas!!!!

STOLEN.....

Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People
1 ] I never really loved you...
2 ] I am better without you...
3 ] Look at me now honey...
4 ] Your not going to lose the weight like that...
5 ] Ur sex ISN'T all that
6 ] If you did more about it, then maybe you wouldn't be in this situation.
7 ] You need some gum..a tic tac..a peppermint, or something.
8 ] I don't need your advice ALL the time...
9 ] Did you marry her bc of the baby?
10 ] Do you still love me, bc I still love you.

Nine Things About Yourself:
1 ] I'm scared of dogs...
2 ] I'm scared of being alone...
3 ] My mother is my truest, best, most right friend on the face of the earth...
4 ] I am strong in my faith, and I love the Lord, but I don't go to church bc I'm lazy..
5 ] I feel that I am truly blessed.
6 ] I used to be a pushover.
7 ] I love shopping, but I can't stand spending obscene amounts of money on items. I like to look good for less.
8 ] I love my physical. I am thick, I am fabulous, and I am content with that. Happy as hell about it:)
9 ] I use the bullshit I've been through as fertilizer to grow

Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1 ] be able to hold an intelligent conversation
2 ] be actively working on your goals/dreams
3 ] be honest
4 ] be attractive to me...
5 ] be self sufficient
6 ] be confident
7 ] if you have children, be a FATHER, not a DADDY
8 ] broaden my horizons

Seven Things That Cross Your Mind a Lot:
1 ] my first love
2 ] my future
3 ] good sex
4 ] the past
5 ] having children
6 ] love
7 ] my family

Six Things You Wish You Never Did:
1 ] ...I
2 ] ...don't
3 ] ...have
4 ] ...any
5 ] ...regrets
6 ] ...lessons learned

Five Turn Offs:
1 ] nigga sydrome (apathetic, complacent stagnation)
2 ] liars
3 ] low self esteem
4 ] using your past as an excuse for mediocrity
5 ] being NEEDY

Four Turn Ons:
1 ] intelligence
2 ] confidence
3 ] a strong smile..
4 ] chivalry

Three Smileys That Describe Your Life:
1 ] :)
2 ] =)
3 ] :0

Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1 ] be successful
2 ] raise wonderful, respectful children

One Confession:
1 ] If a guy has bad breathe or a jacked up grill....it's not happening. That's it. That's bad right:(