*For the sake of aurgument, I saw this on a few bloggers post. I know I saw it on Jarrod's last:)
Grub-ology:
*What is your salad dressing of choice? ~Light ceasar, I don't like all that other junk...
*What is your favorite fast food restaurant?~I'm going with Sonic, they have the most variety....
*What is your favorite sit down restaurant?~I love going to Cheddar's, u can't beat $2.50 Texas size margaritas!
*On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?~20%..I used to be a waitress...I know how it feels.
* What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?~This may be very fat, but I could eat chicken nachos everyday, and not be sick....don't judge me:)
* Name three foods you detest above all others.~Chittlins, pig feet, and hog-mog....nasty dude!
* What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?~Orange Chicken..yummy!
* What are your pizza toppings of choice?~Alfredo base, with chicken topping...I promise I am not obese...I just have a very healthy appetite!
* What do you like to put on your toast?~Butter and grape jelly
* What is your favorite type of gum?~Stride spearmint
Tech-ology:
* Number of contacts in your cell phone?~92
*How many email contacts are in your address book?~50
* What is your wallpaper on your computer?~A pic of my gorgeous mom
* What is your screensaver on your computer?~a slideshow of my girls and me
* Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?~uh uh..nope.
* How many land line phones do you have in your house?~0, I use my cell phone
* How many televisions are in your house?~2
* What kitchen appliance do you use the least?~my coffee pot, i always go to starbucks to get my coffee....bad habit!
* What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?~everything, I have 6 presets, 2 are r&b and hip hop, 1 is country, 1 is rock, 1 pop, 1 jazz..
Bi-ology:
* What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?~I have 2, my lips and boobs....I get a lot of compliments on both!
* Are you right handed or left handed?~Right
* Do you like your smile?~Love it, I am gap toothed and people always tell me that I have the prettiest smile that they have ever seen, crazy right?!!
* Have you ever had anything removed from your body?~No
*Would you like to?~Let's just say if the girls get bigger, we're going to have to bid adieu!(to a C cup that is)
* Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?~Yeah, i'm guilty...
* Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?~Smell, and although I am thankful for it, its not always the best....
* When was the last time you had a cavity?~When I was about 15...
* What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?~My Goddaughter
* Have you ever been knocked unconscious?~Not knocked...but I fainted once..
Misc-ology:
* If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die~Hell naw! I have a hard enough time just knowing its going to happen, to know when...are ya crazy!
* If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?~I like my name. Its unique...
* How do you express your artistic side?~I sing, I write stories, I decorate....
* What color do you think you look best in?~Coral is my color, although red, pink, and black run a close 2nd, 3rd, and 4th.
* How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?~I wouldn't...I would try...but prison, no matter how much security, is prison...not a place I should be...
* Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?*chuckles to self*
* If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?~yuck
*How often do you go to church?~I need to go more, that's all I gotta say.
* Have you ever saved someone's life?~My brother has asthma really bad, and I caught him having a bad attack when he was about 9 and I had run to get his inhaler, does that count?
*Has someone ever saved yours?~My mom did, I almost drowned...
Dare-ology:
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
* Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?~Um yeah...
* Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?~Yeah, and no I'm not gay....I could buy a kick ass pair of shoes for $100 and all I have to do is kiss a girl.. give that heffa some gum and a couple of tic tacs...helloooo McFly...
* Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?~Now we're pushing it...
* Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?~Can't they put those back on if you put them on ice?
* Would you never blog again for $50,000?~I can write all this in a journal....
* Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?~No brainer, hell to the yes!
* Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?~Show me the cash and you will see a bottle of Trappey's dissapear.
* Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?~No, I would not be able to live with myself....
* Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?~I don't know.....I don't think I could shave my head...
* Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?~TIVO baby...25 G's in my pocket.
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Monday, August 21, 2006
I'll GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT
Didn't you cringe when your mom told you that? I mean I was about 4 or 5 yrs old and I knew when she said that I needed to shut my black tail up, or she really was going to give me something to cry about. The look on her face, that is all I needed to NOT do anything to piss her off. She was crazy....but I love her for it.
I say this because as I went shopping for some things for my apartment this weekend, I came across a few things that made me ask why? Two incidents stick out in my mind and made me rethink if I wanted to become a mother.
I was in Garden Ridge on Saturday and they were having this massive sell on paintings. Me being happily not married and kid free, decide that I am going to get kind of cute, just in case, and shop till I drop bc I deserve it, and so does my home. So I'm strolling along, minding my business, and I hear glass break. Scared me a little bc it was fairly close to where I was standing and it seemed to drop on its own, that is until I see the culprit running, scared herself. She was around 5 or 6, blonde hair, blue eyes, and alone. No parents anywhere in a 50 foot radius. I think all the stares scared her more than the mirror breaking , bc she RAN. But where to? The isle over from me, not to her parents, who by the way still haven't shown their faces at this time, but to the isle over from yours truly. She is crying, muffled cries, and I go the the isle where she is. She stands there twiddling her thumbs, wide eyed, and I ask her is she okay. She automatically stops, looks at me and says nothing at first. I ask her again if she is okay and where her mommy is. As I ask her this, Mom hits the corner with baby in belly, and is exasperated looking for her daughter. I advise her the mess that ole boy over there in the orange vest is cleaning up, was made by her daughter, and do you know what this heffer said? "Well Lynn always does things like this to get my attention all the time, its kind of cute actually." Excuse me?!?Cute is babies who coo, cute is newborn puppies, cute is not braking a $100 mirror. And the little girl is smiling, rubbing her moms belly, asking for candy. Now, no offense to any of my white people, I love white people, I am Miss white people, but if Lynn had been Lil Keisha....Lil Keisha would have gotten that ass whooped. Especially if it "happens all the time". Why?
The next incident happened Sunday at the grocery store. This one takes the cake to me bc I have seen it one too many times. I was there with my Goddaughter picking up a few things, and we were on the cereal isle. Now the cereal isle can be very crucial when you bring kids on it, too many colors I think. Trinity, my goddaughter, is 3. Very mature for her age, so I don't have to worry too much about her asking me for cereal or candy persistently. If I say no, I mean no and that's the end of that. Well we hit the isle, Trinity sees her princess cereal that her Mom always buys and she pulls them off the shelf and asks, "Shi Shi, can I get dese?"(she calls me shi shi bc she can't pronounce my name) At that exact moment, this kid, little boy of the Caucasian descent, throws what looks like Superman cereal on the ground, stomps on the box, kicks it, then proceeds to lie down in the middle of the isle and give the traditional temper tantrum. He is yelling at the top of his lungs how much he hates his mommy, he never gets what he wants, and he can't stand her! And she just looks at him, puts the cereal in the basket, and says get up. She doesn't jack him back up on his feet, she didn't threaten him, and when he didn't get up, she didn't even look back, she just kept going. Me and Trinity were shocked. Like for real, both of us were staring, jaw dropped and wide eyed. Trinity was looking more like, yeah right, if I EVER did that, it would be on, and me, I was more like, "I'll give his ass something to cry about." Then we looked at eachother Trinity handed me the princess cereal, as to say, I don't want them that bad. I took them, put them in our basket, gave her a hug, she laughed, and the mother looked at me and said, "Kids these days", I looked at her honestly, and said "No your kid today." She didn't like that, and it didn't make it any better when Trinity threw her two cents in, "Shi Shi he cwazy lil boy", right as we turned off the cereal isle. Kids these days.....
I say this because as I went shopping for some things for my apartment this weekend, I came across a few things that made me ask why? Two incidents stick out in my mind and made me rethink if I wanted to become a mother.
I was in Garden Ridge on Saturday and they were having this massive sell on paintings. Me being happily not married and kid free, decide that I am going to get kind of cute, just in case, and shop till I drop bc I deserve it, and so does my home. So I'm strolling along, minding my business, and I hear glass break. Scared me a little bc it was fairly close to where I was standing and it seemed to drop on its own, that is until I see the culprit running, scared herself. She was around 5 or 6, blonde hair, blue eyes, and alone. No parents anywhere in a 50 foot radius. I think all the stares scared her more than the mirror breaking , bc she RAN. But where to? The isle over from me, not to her parents, who by the way still haven't shown their faces at this time, but to the isle over from yours truly. She is crying, muffled cries, and I go the the isle where she is. She stands there twiddling her thumbs, wide eyed, and I ask her is she okay. She automatically stops, looks at me and says nothing at first. I ask her again if she is okay and where her mommy is. As I ask her this, Mom hits the corner with baby in belly, and is exasperated looking for her daughter. I advise her the mess that ole boy over there in the orange vest is cleaning up, was made by her daughter, and do you know what this heffer said? "Well Lynn always does things like this to get my attention all the time, its kind of cute actually." Excuse me?!?Cute is babies who coo, cute is newborn puppies, cute is not braking a $100 mirror. And the little girl is smiling, rubbing her moms belly, asking for candy. Now, no offense to any of my white people, I love white people, I am Miss white people, but if Lynn had been Lil Keisha....Lil Keisha would have gotten that ass whooped. Especially if it "happens all the time". Why?
The next incident happened Sunday at the grocery store. This one takes the cake to me bc I have seen it one too many times. I was there with my Goddaughter picking up a few things, and we were on the cereal isle. Now the cereal isle can be very crucial when you bring kids on it, too many colors I think. Trinity, my goddaughter, is 3. Very mature for her age, so I don't have to worry too much about her asking me for cereal or candy persistently. If I say no, I mean no and that's the end of that. Well we hit the isle, Trinity sees her princess cereal that her Mom always buys and she pulls them off the shelf and asks, "Shi Shi, can I get dese?"(she calls me shi shi bc she can't pronounce my name) At that exact moment, this kid, little boy of the Caucasian descent, throws what looks like Superman cereal on the ground, stomps on the box, kicks it, then proceeds to lie down in the middle of the isle and give the traditional temper tantrum. He is yelling at the top of his lungs how much he hates his mommy, he never gets what he wants, and he can't stand her! And she just looks at him, puts the cereal in the basket, and says get up. She doesn't jack him back up on his feet, she didn't threaten him, and when he didn't get up, she didn't even look back, she just kept going. Me and Trinity were shocked. Like for real, both of us were staring, jaw dropped and wide eyed. Trinity was looking more like, yeah right, if I EVER did that, it would be on, and me, I was more like, "I'll give his ass something to cry about." Then we looked at eachother Trinity handed me the princess cereal, as to say, I don't want them that bad. I took them, put them in our basket, gave her a hug, she laughed, and the mother looked at me and said, "Kids these days", I looked at her honestly, and said "No your kid today." She didn't like that, and it didn't make it any better when Trinity threw her two cents in, "Shi Shi he cwazy lil boy", right as we turned off the cereal isle. Kids these days.....
Thursday, August 03, 2006
AND FOR THE RECORD....
I have to get this off my chest, bc a guy approached me this past weekend, and I have been dealing with it all week. Just left a nasty taste in my mouth! *mimicking gagging like I am about to throw up*
Disclaimer: I know not all men are like this, so
to the men with impecable class and taste,
I apologize in advance:)
-When dancing with me at the club, hands are to stay in the North Region of my body, without going into the mountain section Thank You very much!!!
-Take ur sunglasses off when you are talking to me. There is not a one drop of sun in this club......
-Don't claim stake on me...I am not yours, anyone else is free to try if they want to. So stop telling people your are my man!
-I know I dance well.....don't announce it to the whole damn club....I don't like being enclosed in circles with people oogling me....
-Please don't ask me for my number at the club, then turn around and ask my girl for hers....why?
-IF, and only IF you are lucky enough to get the digits, DO NOT call me as soon as you get in the parking lot and leave a message to say " Um, I was just making sure you gave me the right number." WTF!?
-Pace yourself bro, we don't know eachother, and your already asking to come to my house, after the 1st! time we talk on the phone????
-My panty size is none of your business right now, and at the pace your going it won't ever be.....
-I know I am thick, I damn proud of that....don't tell me "oooo u thick girl, I like em like that" no more.
-DON"T tell me to quit/ stop/ put on hold ANYTHING, I am doing to hang out with you...mind you dude, we have talked once!
-If I don't answer your 18 calls in 2 days, take hint....just take the damn hint.
-I am not cooking you no chicken, no cornbread, no greens, no nothing!! You really have no chance in hell of that, my special cooking is reserved for my man...when I get one..and your not it bro.
Sorry I had to get that off my chest....I feel a lot better now!
ps. I know my grammar is jacked in this post, but i had to get hood for a minute.....
Disclaimer: I know not all men are like this, so
to the men with impecable class and taste,
I apologize in advance:)
-When dancing with me at the club, hands are to stay in the North Region of my body, without going into the mountain section Thank You very much!!!
-Take ur sunglasses off when you are talking to me. There is not a one drop of sun in this club......
-Don't claim stake on me...I am not yours, anyone else is free to try if they want to. So stop telling people your are my man!
-I know I dance well.....don't announce it to the whole damn club....I don't like being enclosed in circles with people oogling me....
-Please don't ask me for my number at the club, then turn around and ask my girl for hers....why?
-IF, and only IF you are lucky enough to get the digits, DO NOT call me as soon as you get in the parking lot and leave a message to say " Um, I was just making sure you gave me the right number." WTF!?
-Pace yourself bro, we don't know eachother, and your already asking to come to my house, after the 1st! time we talk on the phone????
-My panty size is none of your business right now, and at the pace your going it won't ever be.....
-I know I am thick, I damn proud of that....don't tell me "oooo u thick girl, I like em like that" no more.
-DON"T tell me to quit/ stop/ put on hold ANYTHING, I am doing to hang out with you...mind you dude, we have talked once!
-If I don't answer your 18 calls in 2 days, take hint....just take the damn hint.
-I am not cooking you no chicken, no cornbread, no greens, no nothing!! You really have no chance in hell of that, my special cooking is reserved for my man...when I get one..and your not it bro.
Sorry I had to get that off my chest....I feel a lot better now!
ps. I know my grammar is jacked in this post, but i had to get hood for a minute.....
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