MY RANDONMESS

Why is it 75 degrees today?? Just a question.....bc 2 days ago it was 32 and snowing. I LOATHE TX. sometimes. So with the recent warmth, comes my yearly cold. I know it sounds stupid, but with the contrast in weather around this time, I get a really horrible cold around this time every year. This year, no different....I woke up this morning, and I couldn't breathe out of my left nostril. You know how it is....it stings when you breathe in one nostril, and the other nostril is crusty as hell!! I know its gross, but its fact. You wake up in almost unbearable pain bc your boogs have established and set in throughout the night, without your knowledge. That was gross...sorry ya'll...but I don't feel too good, and I need you to know my pain!!

Is it me, or are you sick of Brittany Spears being the headlining news?? I know I am...I am sick of seeing her bald head trance on my tv. screen when I want to know what is going on with my troops, or the presidential campaigning that is getting underway. I thought CNN and MSNBC were supposed to be for those purposes....it seems like it they are turning into entertainment news more so than world news. Same thing with Anna Nicole Smith, bless her family, but why is this the top story on CNN?? I'm a little confused......

I had to throw a whole jar of peanut butter away....it had salmonella! Well, at least some of the batch it came off the line with had salmonella. I got sick when I heard it...and I thought back to the week before, and now, that I didn't feel good, and I have a legit reason....my peanut butter got me sick! Pissed about it.....Jarrod, you know how I feel!

I'm going to Houston this weekend for a friends bday. My whole adult life, I have not been to Houston. I don't know why I am so excited, but I am. I heard they have a really fun nightlife...lots of grown and sexy clubs. I cannot wait to get my grown and sexy on! I went out last weekend and for the first time ever, I didn't feel the need to over expose myself. BTW, in Dallas, when you go out, 9 times out of 10, your hitting up a club that is 18 and up....hate that. When its 18 and up for girls, and 21 and up for guys....what is that!!! I know girls mature faster than guys...in most cases, but I feel SO SO old when I am in a club with a girl who considers this a proper way of dressing....while I am dressed like this.(KINDA HOT RIGHT) But last weekend I didn't care....I got the right amount of attention that I wanted without having to feel like I didn't have to put my boobs on display to talk to a guy....felt good to be grown and sexy. I like it......

What are ya'lls plans for this weekend??

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE!!

I really love Valentine's Day......even if I don't have a man:) I love the colors...I love how beautiful the flowers are on this day....I love that people put thought into gifts for their significant others....I love this day!! Even if I don't have a man......

Now the REASON I hate the day.....the people who take it upon themselves to ruin it....there is a reason why your a$$ is single....and you need to accept that...so in honor of YOU...and people like you...I present the top 5 reasons why your single on Valentines Day.....

5. YOU MESS UP SOMETIMES TOO!!~I know they mess up sometimes.....believe me! I know they make you so mad you want to wring their necks....but you want one?? Right? You know you do...that is why your complaining isn't it? Men, as much as we hate to admit, are correct about certain things, and everything that goes wrong in your universe isn't their fault, so take a step back, evaluate your situation, and make a womanly decision.....whether your in the wrong or not!!

4. SPRUCE IT UP A BIT~We are all very guilty of this....we have to make a run to the supermarket, or to run a "quick" errand, and we don't do ANYTHING to our hair, make-up, or appearance period!! Imma need you to stop and think about it before you do it! Take a quick glance in the mirror....if you even think for a second "DAMN GIRL" or you jump at the reflection....there needs to be a change! I'm not saying throw on a ball gown, but a little lip gloss and mascara goes a long way...and the holey tshirt ain't gone cut it....a cute baby doll tee or even a nice hoodie....huge difference! You never know who your going to meet in the store...ever!!!

3. KNOW THAT CONFIDENCE IS SEXY!~This cannot be stressed enough.....knowing yourself, and knowing that you look, smell, and feel good, and having that show.....the sexiest asset that you can have. Know that you are fabulous.....even if you don't feel like a beauty queen that day...you know your shoes are the ish...so vibe from that! It really doesn't take much to exude confidence, smiling and not looking so damn mean all the time, although slight, can make so much more of a difference...which leads me to my next point....

2. "WHO YOU CALLING A BI***"~ You.

Let's face it....we as black women have a reputation for being loud mouth, neck rollers, with a tendency to hold a grudge...sux to write that, but if I'm lying correct me. We are "known" to go off on a fool if he even thinks about looking at us wrong! We have the tendency to be portrayed as women who don't take no ish from nobody...and that is all fine and dandy...and in may be true for some of us some of the time......however....if you are going off on people 95.74% of the time....Houston we have a problem! It's one thing to let ole boy at the club know that your not the one....its another thing to spundoo his drink out of his hand, take his cell, call his girl, tell her what a dog her man is, call all his boys that are with him a$$holes, and then proclaim that you are what it is, and stomp off....and then have the nerve to call your Uncle Tank...and embellish a little about how ole boy grabbed you on the booty and he disrespected you! bc you know Tank is all about whooping some a$$.....your a bi***!!! That was wrong.....and all for nothing...all bc ole boy asked you for your number....no wonder you ain't got a man:(

1. RESPECT YOURSELF~ It may seem like a bad psa at this point, but for real ya'll...sleeping around is not cool....and if you think for one second that you are justified bc it is what "all the independent" women do.....you better think again. My theory is, when I get married, and my husband asks me how many people I have slept with, I don't want to have to lie to him by lowering the number, and I don't want him to have to think that I was open like 7-11 before him. It-is-not-a good-look!! But if you are one of those women who don't see yourself ever getting married, or settling down, or you just want to live it up right now....respect yourself enough to protect yourself EVERY SINGLE TIME!! That is more respect than anyone knows!!

So there....my soapbox has a dent in it ya'll..sorry! But that is the way I feel for real, especially being single....single girls gotta have a code too ya know!!!

Hope every ones Valentine's Day was successful and romantic.....let me know what ya'll did!!

As for me, I am spending the evening at Pappadeaux with my girls!! You can't get a better deal, delicious food, and great company!! Be easy ya'll!!

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.....

Hey y'all!!!!!! I know, I know.....it has been too long. Ya girl got too much on her plate right now! Seriously....I had to get some me time in there:) BUT....all is well on my end....y'all seem to be doing wonderfully....I'm glad you missed me kinda ;) It shows me that you care!!
Now on to the goodies........

Pissed bc I was supposed to go and see Justin Timberlake in Bossier City next month, and this dude cancels!! WTF!! $82.00 a ticket and this fool cancels!!!! Luckily it was through ticket master so I get my money back......glad I didn't buy those bootleg tix!!(just joking)

SOOOOOOooooo, I am going to hit the gym(Jameil, I am nervous)....on Superbowl Sunday, my uncle asked me if I was pregnant!?!?!?!? Yeah, its about that time...gotta stop drinking my bud, and cosmos and get the Pilate's for my body....very nervous about this...VERY!! I hate exercising, although I know its going to make me healthy, and most of all, I won't look "pregnant" anymore:) Telling me I look pregnant, my momma told him that he was the one looking like a fake ass Devonte from Jodeci and to leave her baby alone....I was thick in the waist and cute in the face and that he was jealous....GONE MOMMA, let him know!!!!

My car is fixed...thank the LAWD!!! I cannot stand depending on other people....that is why I was so pissed about it....$800, I can handle that(in increments of course) but depending on other people to pick you up and drop you off....not a good look for ya girl...but I handled it and I am back in buisness...BROKE....but back in business:)

Can I have an 8th grade moment?? This man to my left....Brian White(Stomp the Yard, Family Stone, Mr. 3000) has got to be one of the finest mofo's that ever was.....I mean, I get giddy when I see him...and he isn't even feasible...I am 23 people...23!!!!!!!!! You know when you and you girlfriends would have sleepovers and she could have this guy, you had dibs on one, and the other.....well he is mine!!! Man..oh man!!

Dating a guy, I dunno bout him though.....what is it with guys from the north?? He is from Chicago.....kinda quiet. And y'all don't know me very well, I am VERY extroverted....I talk ALOT around him and I feel very very annoying. He persist to tell me that he loves it when I talk, and he promises that he would tell me if I talked too much, but when I ask him a question, I expect for an elaborate answer.....that is how you get to know a person right?? I just want to make sure, bc ya girl been out the game for a while, I'm not great at dating, and no one dates anymore!!!!! Its more like "wanna watch a movie", or "wanna come over for dinner".....no going out?? Kinda weird, but I'll take it....he's nice, and he seems to think I am the most gorgeous thing ever....so he's good...I'll keep you informed...

Other than that...how y'all been??