I'M NO TRASH TALKER....BUT WHOOP!! GIG EM AGS!

But we have ANOTHER year of bragging rights!!! It warms my heart to know that my school has enough gusto to pull this off...AGAIN!~~


"Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!
Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!
All hail to dear old Texas A & M,
Rally around the Maroon and White,
Good luck to the dear old Texas Aggies,
They are the boys who show the real old fight.
That good old Aggie spirit thrills us
And makes us yell and yell and yell;
So let's fight for dear old Texas A & M,
We're goin' beat you all to--
Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem!
Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem!
Rough! Tough! Real Stuff! Texas A & M!"

repost: TOP FLIGHT SECURITY

TOP FLIGHT SECURITY
As we approach the holiday season I am on my grind trying to get all of my holiday shopping done early. I DO not like to be in stores where thousands of people hoard over a shirt and flat screen. It disgusts me really...although the deals are pretty sweet on Black Friday, I refuse to be one of those people who wait in line at 3 am to shop at 5am....it just won't happen. ANYWHO.....as I shop around I have noticed more and more security guards in the stores and in parking lots. It makes me feel somewhat safe knowing that these stores have their consumers best interests in mind and they want to keep us safe this holiday season. HOWEVER.....have you ever seen a rent a cop who just shouldn't even be a rent a cop? Oh my....I have seen so many this year, it scares me. It's not right! I want to feel like if someone was trying to jack me, at least a cock-dieseled mofo would jump out of the wood works and take him down. A big DEBO looking mofo. Instead I have to guard myself and belongings extra hard because I got my boy Blue as my top flight security guard!! **"top flight security of the world Craig, the world"** Yeah, no....not happenin captain. I have actually seen these three more than I need to and for that reason I will be packin(mase and a stun gun that is) this holiday season in case something jump off....
1) The guy who didn't go to college, at all, and needed a job asap.
~~He's a slacker. He looks lazy, like he had one too many donuts. And that fact that he outweighs a horse, and looks hot in 30 degree weather, makes me very uncomfortable with him protecting me. It's not that he couldn't, bc dude has like 100lbs on me, I'm just scared that he would lose momentum as time went on, and at some point me and the robber will have to call the real cops and ambulance to help us get dude some oxygen. Plus he sits in his buggy and never moves unless a parking lot riot starts, at which point he pulls out his walkie talkie and calls for backup to
2) My boy Blue
~~You all have to know who I am talking about. This guy was in retirement, but due to our effed up gov, he is back in the game. He is pushing 100 yrs old, easy. Skinny as hell. Looks like if the wind blew he would fall over. His cheeks have began to sunk in and well, its not looking good for the old playa. It makes me very nervous to have him as a security guard, for in the process of trying to save me, which may take way longer than it should, he could die. Then I would be left with one final option, we shall call her
3) The Dike that doesn't give a damn
~~She normally is a "well rounded" woman who looks like she could do some damage, but she, like contestant #1, is too lazy to do anything. She gives you a look of disgust when she sees you. Like: "What the hell are you looking at?" as she picks her nails and twirls her baton. Like, really, is she going to save me....she might feed me to the pack of purse snatchers before she saves me. And is she did, it would be from the help of bystanders bc she would pull out her walkie talkie and speak in the fashion of Dee from the Wayans Bros., slow and deliberate.
So you see folks, in my opinion, we're not safe....stay packing(pocket knives, mase and stun guns) this season, for if you have an altercation at a nearby mall or grocery store, truth be told your on your own. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!

A COUPLE OF THINGS.....

Know that I want you to know how much fun my bday was! Like seriously...it was flipping awesome. But I haven't gotten around to it....WHY?? BC I AM SICK...with strep. How nasty is that ish? This is the 2nd time this year that I have gotten damn strep throat. I feel like an adolescent...my immune system needs to be vaccinated or something. So for Thanksgiving...this makes my heart hurt....I will have to pick and choose what I eat bc my throat feels like D.E.A.T.H!!!!! Do you know how that feels? My goodness.....I hate being sick:( It makes me so so sad. Happy Gobble Gobble...save me a piece of sweet potato pie:)

DON'T PUSH ME...

Do you ever ask yourself if you are a bad person? When you argue with your sig. other do you question whether or not you brought this on yourself? I feel like lately with AJ I have been doing just that. I have been consumed by feeling like I am at fault for the tiff's that we have been having lately, but I feel like I have really good reason. I hate getting into in, because I am almost sure this could turn into my longest post ever, but I am going to get into it, bc I don't have another outlet at this time that won't judge me or the things that they don't know about.

I cant help it if I am not what your accustomed to, maybe it is a good thing that I am different. I have my shit together, I am in college, I don't have 3 kids, I don't have to rely on my government to get me through the month. I AM AN INDEPENDENT woman....I don't have to conform to something that you are accustomed to. You say you love me, so LOVE ME! Don't try to change me into some ghetto bird bc that is what you are used to having in your life. Don't try to bring me down to that level so that it is easier for you deal with things. Fight for me, if I argue with you, it's because I am invested in this. I'm not telling you wrong, I'm trying to compromise which is one of the basic fundamentals of building a successful relationship right? I'm trying to meet you in the middle with all that's going on and that is hard for me bc I don't do baby-mama drama. I don't do men with no jobs, I don't do men that have baggage, men that have mommy issues. But for you I set all that aside bc there was something in you that made me see past it. I UNDERSTAND that right now is hard, you losing your job and all, but you CANNOT let that defeat you. You can't. You have to show me that man that I am falling in love with, show me the reason why. Prove to me that your in it for the long haul like you say you are, and don't let this get the best of you. I am going to stand by you, I don't look at you any different, but when you start to take things out on me, I start to question everything that I have put into us. I just don't understand why you would want me to be like that, dumb-down to make you comfortable. You can't talk to me any kind of way, I'm not your child. I am your equal, you can't make everything ok with an apology, there needs to be discussion, you cannot take everything that I say as me being a bi***. Take what I am saying to you as a lesson. I'm not going to steer you wrong, bc I love you. You have got to grow up and deal with what life deals you. I refuse to be with a man who can't do that. It's life, you have to be able to take what comes and keep it moving. If not, then what are you doing with me? You have to question that bc obviously, there are some things that you need to work on. But we are in this together and I thought that we were supposed to help each other. But U WON'T LET ME HELP YOU....and I am almost to the point to where I am going to hang it up. If you don't start respecting US, I am going to walk. Respect us enough to try, respect us enough to put forth effort to change the things that aren't working, to compromise, to understand, to love me for who I am, accepting the things that you cannot change. Your going to miss out on the best thing that ever happened to you (ur words)all because you won't make the effort to try to understand. And as much as I hate to say that....it's the truth.

MY PUTER IS STOOPIT!!!

My computer is retarded.....sorry I haven't posted about my birthday week for you guys. I wanted to wait till I uploaded my pictures....but I haven't been able to do so...why? Because my computer is stoopit!! So I'm letting you know...I will get to it this weekend hopefully. My computer is sickly, and it needs an operation. Until then though, I leave you guys with this.....hope it made you laugh as much as I did:)